Hello there, visitor to my blog. My name’s Jaimie, and I’m 22 years old. I’m a History Education major from the middle of nowhere (aka Nebraska).

Currently:

Reading-Harry Potter books in alphabetical order (because why not) and a history book about England during Jane Austen's life

Watching-Nothing

Listening to-the Bible on audio book because my future brother-in-law is giving me $500 if I do

Read more at my "about me" page.

 

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

(Source: addelburgh)

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?