Hello there, visitor to my blog. My name’s Jaimie, and I’m 22 years old. I’m a History Education major from the middle of nowhere (aka Nebraska).

Currently:

Reading-Harry Potter books in alphabetical order (because why not), a history book about England during Jane Austen's life (for fun), and In the Garden of Beasts by Erik Larson (for a book club at work)

Watching-Avatar: The Last Airbender (again)

Listening to-the Bible on audio book because my future brother-in-law is giving me $500 if I do

Read more at my "about me" page.

 

shirefulscarves:

allthewaytoneverland:

dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.

Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed)

First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water

Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants