andrewcentrism:

Real Rule #1: Don’t EVER underestimate Natasha

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

I was at my new job yesterday and someone mentioned Easter being on the 20th this year and I opened my mouth to say “blaze it and praise it” before I remembered I was not in fact on tumblr


snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

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misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

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"Geez! Lurk much?!"

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I keep thinking “Okay, that’s the cutest thing ever,” and then she does something cuter and completely resets the whole scale.

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jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

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